Stinky Steven’s Guide to Gassy Moments & Pooping at Work

there is hope in save your oh-so-valu reputation:Grass Roll Ball the Courtesi Flush. When the turtl s head severs,Whil everyon will have these unfortun event happen at the most inopportun times. hit the flusher. Don t wait, just do it. You ll save yourself – and the Uncle Ted bathroom linger – from be torment by the sad scent of last night s bar tab. And if that solut isn t subtl enough, try the Camo-Cough, your smoker s cough that cover the splash – but not the stench – of your burrito.

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rememb that kids. And when you feel natur s call about to rear it ugli turtl head,It all start with the fart. think of yourself as a Crop Duster and go for a brisk walk around the offic and share the wealth or misfortun of all that dairi you had for breakfast. One kei tip in make the fart round – make sure you don t bring your stink trail back to your cubicle, or you might as well mai have sprai Liquid Ass at your desk.

it s time to start plot your cours of action. There s the old Fly By – scout your nearest bathroom for occup – or go on the hunt for Safe Havens,Onc you ve releas your gaseou fume but know that there s a certain Act Number Two to follow. those rare us bathroom further from your desk and less like to get you the nicknam Super Pooper.

it s time to go on tactic alert: Once you ve taken a seat,Now that you ve found a stall and you re readi to releas the hounds. anyth can happen. Be prepar for the Jail Break – the machine-gun rip fart whose surpris attack even surpris you. But wors than the Jail Break – by far more embarrass as well – is the Watermelon. That s right, the Watermelon: a poo that is so enorm that it creat a splash loud enough to win eight Olympic gold medals. While the Watermelon can empti some water from the bowl, it pale in comparison to the Havana Omelett – yep, diarrhea that creat not one, not two, but a full seri of loud splashes. The fart that often go along with the doo ar just the tip of the iceberg. It s the smell that will curl your eyelashes. The stench is so bad that it s like have a seventh grade flashback to when you first learn of the potenc of stink bomb when you mistakenli broke on in your pocket. The stench seem to follow you for hours. But don t worry, Stink , and our year of public pooping, can help.